When I graduate college, I want SNL to organize my send-off.
Now that the school year is over, I will freely admit that I encourage myself to look as disgusting and as highly unattractive as possible.
I won’t wear makeup every single day because I will be locking myself indoors until socialization is necessary. (Granted the only makeup I wore to school was mascara & chap stick).
Every night I will smear half a tub of vaseline across my lips so that they will not be chapped. (In the event a summer fling is plausible).
I will wear SOFFE shorts everyday and every night because I don’t have anyone to impress except my Twitter and Tumblr followers. (Also they are just damn comfortable).
My face will contain so much moisturizer and SPF that it will look like I am a teenager with a greasy face, but I’m not because I don’t care.
I can’t wait to look like an unattractive grown-up hobbit…that is until September comes.